Robinson Crusoe 1964 Ep2 pt1 of 3

Confidence is belief and belief can be stupid, however...

I met a Scientologist,who asked me....

" what would you like to be?"
" A Dog" I responded.
"why?" said the Scientologist,
" So I can lick my own balls you cunt," I said.

The sands of time.....

tend to build up in yer pants when building sandcastles.

In two thousand years......

some bugger will dig up my remains and say
" What the xxxxs this then"

An old painters saying states......

If it don't move, paint it.
If it does move, fuck it.

The Philosopher says,

I can't half talk some bollocks, praps one should become a politician.

I could be a saint.

But I'm too much of an arsehole.

So....What?

One thing should be pointed out in the mass debate on energy. It can be transferred, but not created.
If I turn my chair into the Magic Roundabout, with the help of a bungee which I have prepared earlier, I may have created something, but not the energy that was needed to create it.

How to be a bad Capitalist.

1. Create a product.
2. Brain wash people into believing they need it.
3. Lend them the money to buy it.
4. Make loadsa money off them in interest.
5. Keep them in dept, and fuck them up bigtime.
6. Enjoy the life you stole sucking the blood out of your fellow man.

Yes, what will the pope make of his 'Flock'

kin ew.

Dont worry about me, I'm just an old ham, man.
With a couple of pieces of bread I could be a sandwich.

Expansionism for amateurs.

Well, Hitler got it wrong (again).
Stalingrad, second front,

Leastways, he shot himself.
Fucking cunt.

I was perfectly happy before I was born. I will be just as happy when I'm Ded.

If I'm too clever for my own good, who judges the clever bits and who judges the good bits?

To be a true philosopher, I believe you have to forget yourself.

Of thine unspoken word thou art master.
Thy spoken word is master of thee.

But the writing is on the post.