The sands of time.....

tend to build up in yer pants when building sandcastles.

In two thousand years......

some bugger will dig up my remains and say
" What the xxxxs this then"

An old painters saying states......

If it don't move, paint it.
If it does move, fuck it.

The Philosopher says,

I can't half talk some bollocks, praps one should become a politician.