I'm a bit like a dog. Sniff it out, maybe give it a lick.

Is it me or do politicians just talk more and more shit?

I think Lawd Shooger likes to see ego's busted.
One day it will be his turn.

If a man could be two places at one time, I'd be with you,

Tomorrow and today, now there's a paradox.

Some people think I'm a little queer. However, I am quite large and just a bit strange.